How many views could a viewchuck chuck if a viewchuck could chuck views?
Deep in the darker realms of TikTok, one user has been doing something quite odd: peeing on West property and posting videos of it. They are called the TC West Pisser, a name that isn’t particularly for the cleanest of mouths. The specific account name is “tcwhpisser”. Their motive, be it humor, rebellion, or attention, is unclear.
In addition, there have also been spin-offs of the TCW Pisser, such as a second individual at Central and yet another at West Middle. These secret vandals operate, to the common knowledge, primarily on TikTok. It would seem as if our Pisser has built themself something of an empire.
The social implications of the Pisser is, as bystanders, admittedly hilarious. Calling each improperly placed urination as a “strike” is not only funny, it’s routined and localized in an engaging tradition-forming way. Our school, our TC Pisser. Regardless of the laughs, the Occidentalist does not condone the liquid vandalism of the Pisser. It is not only gross, it leaves the bathrooms quite nasty; and left to the already overburdened janitorial staff of TC West.
To clarify; the “strikes” have been conducted in men’s rooms with forward-facing spray action, as seen in numerous TikToks. Beyond that, the true nature of the Pisser is unknown.
But as of this month, something has changed: the TC Pisser has not struck. His most recent video short allows for something of a cliff-hanger.
“The new school sign out front is next,” the Pisser captioned on Sep. 29.
This act, however, did not come to fruition. As far as the fate of the Pisser is concerned, mystery looms amidst yellowed, sometimes sticky floors. Regardless of who it is or whether the heinous mustard-colored waterfall of attention grabbing and gossipmongering will continue, there is still a big question: is the Pisser a good thing?
Some may argue that they are bringing the school together and giving them something to laugh at, but others could argue that they should do it in a way that doesn’t vandalize the school.
What do you think? Let us know in the poll below.
